Hey everyone....I do believe that the email I have just written sent to some anonymous person has to be one of the most interesting emails I have sent in months. So, just to say hi and that I will miss you all, I'm going to show it to you.

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SEND ME PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OR I SHALL DESCEND UPON YOU WITH FLYING MONKEYS IN RED CIRCUS SUITS. BLUNT TEETH GNASHING AND GRINDING FOR A TASTE OF HUMAN FLESH, RAINING FLAMING BALLS OF ORANGE YARN.............

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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PITIFUL WEAKLING, I SHOW NO MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (The demon's head tilts back as she looks up into the stormy dark sky and laughs meniacally. Her straight raven hair twists with the wind as lightning strikes in the sky above. Her crimson red lips thirst for blood.)

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"Wait," (a loud sweet and clear voice rings out through the air, a mighty warrior/princess/fairy/pixie/angel/thing/whatever/the list goes on/you get the picture/yah/okay descends from a ray of pink light that bursts through the storm clouds. "You must protect yourself, for you are the chosen one." Her long pink hair cascades in loose curls down to her hips. Her golden sage green eyes and pink tinted skin glow brightly as she looks at you with concern.

"Go now, to the band hall. Don yourself with the sacred marching uniform and you shall be protected, even as it drains you of your strength.....but take courage, the shimmering plume of courage shall renew your strength, wear it on your protective shako always and remember...." he eyes glimmer with hope. "You are our last hope."

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You blink in astonishment and confusion as she ascends through the dark clouds, the pink ray of light shut out the moment she disappears. You are left alone to face the demon. Her scarlet lips form a wicked smile as her emerald green eyes glint with pleasure at your pitiful insignificance.

You begin to fear when you remember the pixie/warrior/princess/fairy's words and your eyes look about. You see the band hall a few feet away, it almost glows orange with the promise of uniforms. The demon's emerald eyes lock with yours and her smile grows as she knows what you are about to attempt.

YOU ARE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Her evil laughter fills the air as the thunder shakes the ground beneath your feet............

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....to be continued when you send me some pictures........